As part of our oral tradition unit, let's continue with some more storytelling! Tell me a funny, appropriate story. It can be true, or completely made up.
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ReplyDeleteDon’t ask me why, but I just think that the funniest thing in the world, is watching people fall.
About two or three years ago, I went skiing with my sister, my neighbor, and her two nieces. We drove all the way up to Wildcat Mountain in New Hampshire. On our first day, we got up early, had breakfast, and left the hotel for the mountain. When we finally got there, we put on our gear, grabbed the ski lift passes, and headed up the mountain. This was my second time skiing so I wasn’t exactly an expert. We started off on the bunny hill, or the beginners lane. My neighbor, who happens to be an expert, taught me all of the basics that I need to know about skiing. When I finally mastered the bunny hill, being the daring little kid I was, decided I wanted to move on to bigger and better things. For my first attempt, I tried a green trail. I happened to like this trail very much, so I did it every time. We were about to finish up for the day, but we decided to go on it one more time. The whole way down I was cruising, thinking that there was nothing standing in my way from the bottom of the mountain. Oh, how wrong I was. I was near the end, going as fast as I could. All of a sudden, my right ski got caught in another track and intersected with my other ski. I soared in the air like an eagle in flight, doing a complete front flip and landed right on my butt! Everyone came over to me, asking me if I was alright. But despite the shock of it all, I could not stop laughing hysterically. I don’t know whether it was the pain, the embarrassment, or my own plain stupidity, but I just could not stop. I’ll always remember that day because, and don’t ask me why, I just think the funniest thing in the world is watching people fall. :)
One day my brother was long boarding on the street and I was walking. So we were going down a hill and he decided not to go down.I took the board and went half way to go down the hill. After I went down the hill he wanted to go on.So he goes on trying to go really fast. But when he put his foot down,his foot hit the wheel and he hit the ground hard. He save him self with his hands and by the time he got up he saw me laughing really hard.
ReplyDeleteMy friends and I decided to hang out on Friday night. We went to cafe bisco and got froyo, because we're addicted. When got there, ordered and sat on the comfy couch, anxiously waiting. After they brought it out this little girl started talking to us. She is the owners little daughter. She is 4 and her name is Ariel. All of a sudden Ariel jumped on my friend Lizzie and attacked her.! She wasn't actually hurting her, she was playing around. She then did it to me and all my other friends there. It was so funny, we couldn't stop laughing! After she was done playing around she wanted us to go outside with her and play softball. This was all at 9:00 at night, and she wasn't tired at all! That day was so hilarious. We still laugh about it today!
ReplyDeleteThis winter me and my friend went to a pond to play pond hockey.This pond had thick ice in some spots and thin in other spots.Eventually me and my friend start a four on four with some other kids.The game is being played when all of the sudden the puck goes into the other corner of the pond and my friend volunteers to go and get it.When he went over to the corner everyone heard a loud crack!We looked over and my friend fell into the pond up to his waist.He got out of the water safe and we all including my friend laughed until we were out of breath.My friend ruined his skates but that night he got a new pair of Bauer skates.So every winter we go to the pond to play pond hockey we will remember the laugh we all shared that winter's day
ReplyDeleteOnce i had a dream that I was i an open field with no one around. Then suddenly, a bunch of random farm animals started to appear! A humongous hill started to grow out of the ground, and so did a brick wall. It started to rain, then thunder and lightening. A big flash rose into the air, and tumbling down the hill, gigantic hamburgers were tremendously rolling down the hill at a rapid pace! I tried to run away as fast as I could but the kept rolling until they knocked something down! One by one cows were being squashed by the hamburgers, and suddenly, one flew towards me! I got on the ground trying to save myself. Then, with a loud thud, I burst out of my bed and hit my head on the banister! It was the funniest most terrifying dream i have ever had.
ReplyDeleteIt was a warm, sunny day and my cousin was over my house. We were getting lemonade in the kitchen when my brother ran down the stairs and started spraying us wil a water gun. We ran into the bathroom. My brother, Nick, was pushing against the dorr trying to get in. We decided we needed to get out. There was only one way. The window, it was a 6 foot drop into my yard. My cousin told me to go first, so I did. I opened up the window and popped out the screen. I tried to go in legs first so I could slip out the window. I layed in the window with half my body out and half my body still in the bathroom. I knew I had to get out, but I couldn't! Right as I was going to fall out, the window became unhinged and slammed on top of my back! It hurt, but i was not going to fall at this point. By then my brother had stopped pushing on the door and my cousin came over and pushed the window up. She opened the door to see if Nick was still there, all the sudden he came sprinting towards the bathroom. my cousin slammed the door shut! She told me we have to get out, so I slowly started edging my way out the window. When I fell! I slammed onto the ground and started laughing so hard! My cousin saw e on the ground and started laughing too! My cousin slowly edged out the door and ran outside to help me! My brother was not even near us anymore! I fell out the window for no reason! That was the time I fell out the window
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